Sunday, March 31, 2013

Cox? Cock? Koks? You decide.

Welcome to more Toddler Talk from our favorite 2.5 year old!  Another fun game of "guess what he is really trying to say"  :)

This is the the very first time I heard it.  We were at home and Doodles was obviously looking for something.  This was the conversation we had.

Mom:  "What are you looking for, sweetpea?"
Doodles:  "I want my cock, I can't find it."
Mom:  "Excuse me?!  Your what?!"
Doodles:  "I can't find my blue coxs.  Mine like daddys."
Mom:  "?!?"



I'll give you three more recent conversation snippets...

1.  I was just about to change Doodles' diaper, I asked him to take his shorts off while I went to get a diaper.  When I came back, he was messing with his shorts (which were off) and said,  "Look mom!  I taked my shorts off and my cox got stuck in them."


2.  While putting Doodles into the car, he said, 
"Momma!  My cock just fell off and rolled under the car!"

3.  By the time this next conversation happened, we already knew what he was saying - but the poor ladies in the hair salon were highly shocked entertained!  Dad took Doodles with him when he (dad) went to go get a haircut.  Doodles told them all about his koks:
"I have my cocks.  They are Blue.   And my Daddy has cocks too.  They are blue, too."



Ready? 





I would once again like to thank Chris and Daisey for handing these CROCS down to Doodles and for the subsequent entertainment they provided!  :)